Scoobert Doobert

Cole’s brother, Jace, naked in a bathtub

Do I have a Scoobert Doobert? Yes, everyone has one

by hamsterj29 January 31, 2022

Scoobert-Doobert Doo

The act of having sexual thoughts and fantasies about Scooby Doo and friends.

Man: Dude i watched a good episode of Scooby Doo last night!
Other Man: Rad! Did you jerk off later? i would've!
Man: fuck yeah i did dude! I love me some Scoobert- Doobert Doo!
Other Man: Scoobert-Doobert Doo!

by Soobert-Doobert November 14, 2016

dobbert

When you are having anal sex with a woman and you pull out, only to find there is a smidgen of poo on your penis, so you shake it off like a wet golden retriever.

My girlfriend was so hot and horny that she didn't even mind when I had to dobbert all over her bum.

by gingerlovemonkey October 18, 2015

Scoobert Doobert

Scooby-Doo but said in a dumbass way FUCK

I wanna FUCK scoobert doobert,
Holy FUCK is SScoobert Doobert cool.

by Slopz Returns March 9, 2018

Scoobert Doobert

Something Drake would say on Twitter to adoring fans

Drake could be like Scoobert Doobert and Twitter would act like they're in church.

by Bobson Dugnut April 25, 2023

dobbert

When you are having anal sex with a woman, and you pull out and see there is a smidgen of poo on the tip of your penis, so you shake it off like a wet golden retriever before resuming your fun.

I need to keep cleaning up the mess my husband makes when he needs to dobbert each night. friedman dirty snowball Cleveland steamer Friedman dirty sanchez rusty trombone

by gingerlovemonkey September 11, 2015

dobert

the simple loving bond between two brothers who are most likely twins.

“oh my goodness those brothers are so dobert”

by betafish1010 December 20, 2017