DITFY

Do It The Fuck Yourself

Guy:Will you please please please suck my dick?
Girlfriend:DITFY bitch!

by Arsnoctem February 4, 2009

diltf

(dilltff) noun. abbreviation or anagram for 'Dad I'd like to fuck'

Sue: Wow, check out that fine guy over there.
Sally: The one with the kids?
Sue: Whatever. He is definately a diltf.
Sally: You're right.

by Nedd Ludd October 10, 2005

dwtfyw

Do what the fuck you want.

Don't make me go into "DWTFYW" mode

by Ric80 November 17, 2017

dirtfloor

A ridiculously filthy floor on which one's feet can easily become stuck.

Billy: "Dude, I was walking through the kitchen earlier, and I almost fell, because my feet got stuck to the dirtfloor."
Frank: "Really? You're pretty fuckin' stupid!"

by Terry Alegante May 23, 2008

dwtf?

"Dude what the fuck?"

"dwtf? is your problem?

by Devin L. November 25, 2006

DWTFTW

Doing Whatever The Fuck They Want

The Bush Administration is once again DWTFTW.

by DRock5k January 23, 2009

Dirtfight

The struggle of life by constantly being slammed into the dirt over and over again and continuing to fight your way through

Powering through ups and downs on this god forsaken planet is like a DIRTFIGHT between you and the powers that be.

by Grass blade August 15, 2022