1a. Gymnastics like aquatic sport, most participants are of Asian decent. Becuase they are the shit at diving.
1b. Throwing yourself involentarially off of high platforms and contemplating why the whole way down.
2a. A sport mostly associated with swimming, but the only simalarity is the water.
2b. A sport that, like swimming, requires you to paractice more than once a day at the most obsurd and early hours of the morning.
3. Most swimmers are jealous of divers because they are more graceful and their practices have more meaning than swimming practice.
1b. Throwing yourself involentarially off of high platforms and contemplating why the whole way down.
2a. A sport mostly associated with swimming, but the only simalarity is the water.
2b. A sport that, like swimming, requires you to paractice more than once a day at the most obsurd and early hours of the morning.
3. Most swimmers are jealous of divers because they are more graceful and their practices have more meaning than swimming practice.
swimmer: What time do you have diving practice this afternoon?
diver: 2pm just like you.
2 and a half hours later after practice...
diver:How was your diving practice?
swimmer: barrying myself alive would have been more fun! How was yours?
diver: our practice was cancelled to give us more rest.
diver: 2pm just like you.
2 and a half hours later after practice...
diver:How was your diving practice?
swimmer: barrying myself alive would have been more fun! How was yours?
diver: our practice was cancelled to give us more rest.
by Lisa Schmidt October 20, 2006
Get the divingmug. The voluntary act of a player of association football or soccer in the U.S where he or she falls unexpectedly as to gain the free kick or penalty for their own team. Divers are looked down upon in the community of football and will usually be given a card for their actions. If a very obvious dive is noticed, the player might even be fined by FIFA.
"Diving is ruining football"
"Did you see last night's game? The guy dived in the box and recieved a penalty kick for his team. The ref didn't even notice!"
"Did you see last night's game? The guy dived in the box and recieved a penalty kick for his team. The ref didn't even notice!"
by flimer64 June 10, 2008
Get the Divingmug. by Jodolar July 4, 2017
Get the divedmug. 
by papa zaaaa October 26, 2007
Get the dive inmug. Everyday there is fecises all over the walls in our restrooms, and the cafeteria food tastes like absolute shit. This place is a dive.
by messiahxxx April 10, 2010
Get the Divemug. Diving: (Verb) Diving is the act entering the internet and delving deeper than most net 'surfers' tend to, using many or all old links you find in an effort to locate an obscure piece of information.
by Nekko Erickson January 19, 2006
Get the Divingmug.