DIU

The act of putting an inflated balloon on your penis and jerking off until it pops

Im goind to DIU tonight

by JohnS173 January 30, 2017

DIU

stands for disappointed in you, used as a stand-in for "smh". In other words, it is a phrase used to express some form of disappointment in someone's actions. Properly used when someone messes up, lets you down, or embarrasses themselves.

"yo i just totally hooked up with this tranny last night"
-"diu son.."
"hey i can't come out tonight, i have to do homework"
-"cmon man diu"
"yo son i just applied to east virginia tech"
-"diu son that school doesnt even exist"
"hey i have a new mixtape out check it out"
-"diu man this shit sucks"

by YungJay November 4, 2010

Diu-fuck

To expresss extensively annoyance, contempt, or impatience

My boss keeps on calling me over the weekend. Really diu-fuck!

by Df892df March 26, 2020

diu lei

Fuck You in Cantonese(Chinese)

Diu lei ga tsan (fuck you asshole)

by Tony Vote July 20, 2010

lun diu

Lun diu is invented by the skip school master Eugene Kau, a serious down syndromed fat fuck who stayed at home for 3 months to invent this word. Lun diu refers to a dick looks like a dick.

Hey, lun diu, why are you at school?
Have you seen the lun diu today?
Diu nei la lun diu

by LUN DIU March 8, 2017

Hum Diu

1. Oral sex in Cantonese
2. To express one's frustration

1. If you did bad on a test, you say "Hum diu!"

2. "Rahita rahita!!!(high voice), "Bushan...Bhushan...!!(low voice). you say "HUMDIU!"

2. If someone pisses you off, you tell them to "Hum diu"

3. If you rear-end a car, you say "hum diu!"

by bboy_ronny April 1, 2009

Diu maledissa

The expression means exactly "Goddamn" (God=Dio; maledissa=damn) in the dialect of the city of Piacenza (Italy) and his neighbourhood

"Diu maledissa i bagai..." (God damn the children...)

by Nikolaj Gogol January 12, 2011