Witherspoon

White bitch with a ghetto booty

Hey check out the junk in Witherspoon's trunk!

by LKJL June 11, 2006

reese witherspoon

she's classy, kind, stylish, intelligent (she attended stanford university), pretty, a good mother, down-to-earth, and most of all, an amazing actress. some of her excellent movies include legally blonde, sweet home alabama, just like heaven, and walk the line (which she won best actress for). she is my favorite actress.

Reese Witherspoon is a wonderful role model for women.

by ~*~*~ September 1, 2008

the Reese Witherspoon effect

when a famous person possesses so much pure, wholesome, almost maternal/paternal energy that it becomes impossible to sexualize them or truly find them hot no matter how good-looking they are

"i wish i could think this person is hot, but they've got the reese witherspoon effect"

by vanookirby May 19, 2020

Queef Witherspoon

when a girl's friend places her legs behind her head and plungers her vagina until it makes the ultimate queef.

Hey i heard Megan just got a Queef Witherspoon in the other room. *Glurp

yea i just heard it too *Blurrrrb

by QueefWitherspoons April 22, 2011

reese witherspoon

A gorgeous down to earth brilliant actress who was married to a man who looked more feminine than she did and who also did not deserve her

Ryan Phillipe divorced Reese Witherspoon because she won an oscar and he was'nt man enough to handle it.

by juiice February 10, 2007

Witherspooned

A person who, in essence, withers up and dies, usually from an unnatural cause.

After wasting our money on that Christmas disaster, "The Four Christmases", my boyfriend went into cardiac arrest and could've potentially Witherspooned if I hadn't called 911!

by The Crazy Mind of Kierstin January 9, 2009

Witherspooned

To be punched in the face/groin by a person with the last name 'Witherspoon.'

Dude! I called Billy a jerk, and he totally witherspooned me!

by Senor kelly April 14, 2011