temporal disorientation

A state in which an individual has no bearing of time whatsoever. Can be caused by long periods of drinking, heavy drinking, concussions, coma, deep sleeps, or just general obliviousness.

After that 12th tequila shot I came to at my buddy's house in a state of complete temporal disorientation.

I jacked Mike in the head so hard he didn't know what day it was (temporal disorientation).

by testicles...that is all March 11, 2010

Sexual Disorientation

adj: When one is so horny (or drunk) that everyone, regardless of gender, looks fuckable.

"Wow! Last night, after that fourth shot of tequila, I was trolling around town and suffered a complete case of sexual disorientation! I don't even know who those people were in my bed this morning ... I need a shot! Brutal man!"

by warmbrother October 2, 2014

disoriental

An asian driver.

There are many disorientals at the Costco parking lot.

by MusicAdict November 30, 2011

Disorienteated

Having breasts that are uneven, lopsided, or otherwise not symmetrical.

Hey, one of her boobs is bigger than the other. I guess you could say she's 'disorienteated!'

by johnxtampa January 18, 2009