Disgusting Dave

When you don't shower, live in filth, and sometimes shit yourself while still maintaining a job and somehow can still encourage broken women to play with your diddle.

"Hey, what the fuck is up with that guy?"

"Oh, dont mind him, hes just living his life being a Disgusting Dave"

by Dorothy Valmont April 16, 2020

disgustingly cute

So overly cute that you find it disturbing, but you're not complaining.

The way he always calls me his bae is disgustingly cute

by Kubs1775 October 7, 2016

disgusting

What most attempts at entries on urbandictionary end up being.

Another one of those poo-vagina entries. Disgusting.

by felixh March 4, 2016

Discussing the Budget

Euphemism for masturbation. Meaning 'something done behind closed doors'.

He's upstairs discussing the budget.

by Laurence pimpski September 8, 2007

disgustingly good

its disgusting how good it is. 11/10

Matt: This pasta is disgusting
*shatters plate on ground*
Matt: ... disgustingly good

by Potterbread August 9, 2019

disgusting

Your giving your grandmother a kiss and she slips her tongue in.

oh dear lord that is disgusting!

by superdupercool July 27, 2006

Discrastination

Procrastinating due to a large amount of distractions. Being so distracted that you procrastinate and get nothing done. Using distractions as an excuse to get nothing accomplished.

With deadlines looming, discrastination took effect and nothing was accomplished.

by LesPaulLover May 2, 2023