Dirty Hernandez

When the man gives oral sex to the female while in her bleedy days, and come out with a "ranchero" looking red scaby mustache

That time at the beach, Adrian gave her a dirty hernandez

by John Salchichon Rambo April 16, 2008

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Dirty Fernando

The act of telling underage girls that you can sneak them into the bar, while you are in uniform and on duty. For maximum sleaziness, tell them in front of their mothers.

Did you hear Everett pulled a Dirty Fernando yesterday out at the track.

by Silly Stan August 3, 2009

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Dirty Hernandez

The act, between two people, in which on person removes the others shoes with his/her mouth, eats his/her socks, defecates on his/her feet, then laps it up. Typically a sexual act.

"Oh god I feel so much better after that Dirty Hernandez last night, my feet have never felt that clean before.

by Holeman Copkins May 20, 2010

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when you drop feces into a partners mouth, they chew it up until it becomes poop juice, they gargle to break up any remaining solid. Then spits it on the partners face like "BLAHHHH!!!" and then you 69 long time.

1.eric, turn that shit down you dirty hernandez.
2.dude, seriously, i was soo drunk i gave a cow a dirty hernandez.

by Dylan ADam Dolphin January 12, 2005

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