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Dirty Brian

The act of masturbating in a raccoon costume at a zoo while driving over a rabbit in a golf cart
"Dude! I accidentally did a dirty Brian the other night when I went to the zoo."
by Bibgeans May 13, 2025
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The Dirty Brian

(n.) derived from the "stink palm" technique as seen in Mallrats. It is the most horrendous of pranks involving a tampoon being stuck up a guy's ass then removed and placed back in its wrapper. the girl who then uses it will experience a stink fouler than any stink palm. As this stink clings to her innards, it is extremely difficult to remove. Douching it will not remove the smell of ass.
Cindy got The Dirty Brian, and now her cooch smells like shit.
by Ricky Ricardo April 15, 2006
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the dirty brian

A combination of "the Dirty Sanchez", a "Hot Lunch" and sometimes a "Snowball".
I can't wait for my gay boyfriend to give me "the Brian"....
by Brian's Daddy February 15, 2004
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Brian Dirty Laundry

Some privileged tall, rich white bastard who pushed his hot blonde girlfriend off a cliff on their hiking trip and then tries to cover it up and the police refuse to do anything about it because he's a white man like them
Brian Dirty Laundry pushed went into hiding last week and hired a team of lawyers once his girlfriend's body was discovered rotting in the woods, but nobody arrested him because the police love a controlling white man like them
by D Flawless September 21, 2021
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Dirty Bianca

a dirty bianca is when a man sticks a smoothie straw into his girls pussy while she’s on her period to suck out her juices and blood clots like boba
“Yo man I just gave my girl a dirty bianca last night and got a big ass blood clot in my mouth. I slurped her dry!”
by fentytrash January 25, 2023
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Dirty Brianna

Damn I'm lucky, my girlfriend is a Dirty Brianna
by JakeEnglish19 June 23, 2020
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Dirty briana

A chick that likes to lube up bald guys heads and lets them crawl into her vagina just to give birth to them.
I met a dirty briana yesterday and she was super kinky
by Harry potters mommy August 24, 2020
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