dirty carlos

much like the hot carl, but much more mexican and involving hot sauce on the shit

i dropped a dirty carlos on a hooker in tijuana

by jordandropsdirtycarlos's February 24, 2007

Dirty Carlos

When taking a girl from behind, just as you get to the vingar stroke, shout your ex girlfriend's name and see how long you can hang on for!

I give the missus the Dirty Carlos last night, Mental

by bolt451 November 17, 2009

Dirty Carlsen

The Dirty Carlsen is the act of having sexual intercourse with someone (a man) in the "Dagli'Brugsen" in Gevninge, and afterwards running out on the road nude and thereafter stopping a car on the road, getting the driver to pull down the window and then you cum in their front rear window whilst saying "I have crippeling depression"

Guy 1 "Man i got arrested for pulling a Dirty Carlsen the other day"

Guy 2 "Its worth it, dude (ps ur gay)"

by TobberSlobber February 1, 2022

Dirty Carla

A Dirty Carla is where a bearded man performs cunnilingus on a female while she is eating a burrito laced with laxatives. If the woman can spew diarrhea before the man can make her cum, she wins another round of Dirty Carla at her choosing. If the guy makes the woman cum, she buys him Taco Bell for 2 weeks.

Money is getting tight! I might need to roll the dice and play Dirty Carla to put food on the table.

by irish cow17 November 8, 2014

dirty carlton

The Dirty CarltonSex God of The TBRG has a huge dripping penis of immense girth. Dances whilst coming all over the place.

Dirty Carlton jizzed all over my tits again

by Mr Big C May 7, 2019

Dirty Carly

Dirty Carly is when two gay guys are fucking in a dumpster, and one of them anally prolapses, so they both have to stuff his intestines back inside, now covered in fecal matter and garbage debris

Yo did you hear what happened to Richard??? He and Carlos were having a dumpster dive and he straight up had a dirty carly

by dr.mantistobbogan23 May 3, 2019

Dirty Carlotta

While being held down by a dominant man, he fingers her anus and vagina simultaneously until she ejaculates (if she pees it is not a Dirty Carlotta but has another name), then while still dripping, sits on his face backward so that his nose is in her ass.

He was banging her good and it surprised him when she gushed on his hand and gave him a Dirty Carlotta.

by Leonard3 December 10, 2009