Little Dickwhistle

The most obvious thing you call your 10 year old son after 4 bottles of wine on New Years Eve

Get over here you little dickwhistle or your going back up where you came from...my va-jay-jay!!!

by Sunshine saves lives December 31, 2018

Birtwhistle

1. One who lacks the mental capacity to know he is being used. A fool. A cretin. Characterized by low intelligence and/or self-steem.(see tool)




2.someone who is a complete idiot/ one who is used by other people, and usually dosen't even realize it/ someone who can't think for themselves/ an asshat.




3. A person who is just ordinary, plain, not up to date. An outcast, boring, slow or just a nobody. Or who says something that doesn't attract anyone's attention. One who is not cool. Don't quite fit in.

Birtwhistle dosen't even know his just using him

by LOF93 January 18, 2009

Dickwhistle

An instance in which someone cockfarts just right through a vacant Prince Albert piercing.

"Did you hear that? It sounded like a dickwhistle. Somebody must have lost their PA."

by Chaos Sue October 25, 2012

dipwhistle

1. A game in which one blows underwater until they can locate a whistle underwater, and from any distance the beautiful tone can be heard. Otherwise, the contestant fucking drowns

2. Dipshit

Jim: hey man, you feel like trying some dipwhistle, later?

Joe: No, I don't like drowning, you dipwhistle

by Zaragon January 10, 2015