Mexican Dipstick

A knife. Termed "Mexican Dipstick" due to the amount of Mexicans (mainly those in gangs) who typically wield knives.
Primary function is to determine if the person it is tested on (victim) is low on oil (blood). A play on the "real" dipstick, used to measure oil.

So I was walking to the 7-11 and some guy was like "Tennis Rules!" so I responded with "Tennis is for bitches!". He proceded to pull out his mexican dipstick and chase me for 2 blocks before he gave up.

by Teh Lolly Roffler August 5, 2007

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Colombian Dipstick

When a guy sticks his dick in a morning cup of coffee and then his girl sucks it off.

Her favorite breakfast was a fat stack of pancakes followed by a frothy Colombian Dipstick.

by KikiStylz February 13, 2022

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Dirtydick

verb: To have sex with more than one person without showering or washing of any sort.

John: Did you just fuck Lisa?
Ted: Sure did!
John: Didn't you fuck Kelly like an hour ago?
Ted: Yeah, so I got her with a dirtydick... No big deal

by Stampman May 24, 2009

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florida dipstick

when your having sex doggie style on the beach and you pull out real quick and dip your penis in the sand and stick it back in. but wear a condom for best results.

"dude, i gave sandy the florida dipstick yesterday"

by grahambrose1906 March 23, 2010

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Jimmy Dipstick

A stupid person. Would be the opposite of Jimmy Neutron.

Person A: 2+2=5
Person B: No, Jimmy Dipstick, 2+2=4

by Alicen June 19, 2006

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Eskimo Dipstick

Upon sticking your fingers into a bucket of ice/cup of icewater/anything cold, you promptly stick your fingers into a womans anal passageway to the second knuckle.

Kendra asked me for a cup of icewater. I carried the beverage to her with fingers inside the cup(eskimo dipstick prep). Upon handing over said beverage i ninja'd my way behind her and unleashed the cold fingers of fury into her starfish.

Variation: Fingers can then be stuck under the victims nose ala' "dirty sanchez". As the fingers are cold and aroma frozen, this is to be known as the Dirty Inuit.

by Supaman8085 October 29, 2011

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