DarMonkey

A hairy primate hick from the backwoods of Wisconsin. Known for his hairiness and his hickiness. Proceed with extreme caution and utmost prejudice against this ape-man-guy cuz he probably smells.

DarMonkey is hairy and ugly and a hick.

by DarMonkey January 29, 2004

dickmonkey

1. One who swings and attempts to climb the dick of another. Hairs will usually be pulled and torn from the appendage.
2. Any old fuckin driver that is turning, but does so slow that you can feel yourself aging while you wait.

1. Quit sweatin me, ya mutha phukkin dickmonkey.
2. Move the old and busted out of my way, dickmonkey.

by HeteroSapien February 24, 2003

dirtboney

The act of inserting the penis into the anus, then removing and initiating traditional intercourse.

Man, I totally gave Amy a dirtboney last night. I accidentally hit the wrong hole, but just recovered and acted like nothing happen.

by AverijJoe September 15, 2009

Chocolate covered dirt monkey

A person of african decent or commonly known as a black person.

That chocolate covered dirt monkey stole my chicken and kool-aid.

by xpoxopx November 28, 2010

Darmonkey

uses the alias Xi2. a man/monkey with large, humorous lips sometimes used for travel, and to attract mates/final fantasy players. is often seen at the beach, surfing on his lips. pet-size darmonkeys will hang on your shoulder when sailing through the caribbean.

"You best start believin' in Darmonkeys,
YOU'VE GOT ONE!"

by T & H January 8, 2004

dirt monkey

Hot ass man that has facial hair, tattoos, piercings, and just looks dirty...but is really clean.

Damn, Dave Navarro is a dirt monkey.

by Brinaccu August 10, 2006

Dirt monkey

A guy that likes to butt fuck another guy

Shawn and Timmy work together. Timmy wants to be Shawn dirt monkey but Shawn likes girls.

by Champ69 November 21, 2017