exsplosive diarrea

diarrea that when you sit down on the crapper tends to,with massive force,expel itself and otherwise "explodes" out of your ass.

dude yesterday i had taco bell and it gave me exsplosive diarrea.

by that guy who lives in under th November 17, 2009

Diarreaism

A religion/belief only worshipped by 10% of people in the world's population. It lists simple ideas of peace between people on earth to the idea of being able to walk around without the use of shoes. People who study this religion worship thainte who is seen as a supreme God. The reason this is not a popular religion is because it is not well known. It has only been around for about 15 years. The founders of this religion were in their mid-20's and they were hiking in the mountains. While they were hiking, they met a god. They asked him what his name was and he replied with "thainte." He told them to go and spread the word of diarreaism and as a reward he would grant them peace within their soul and wisdom within their minds.

Sarah: what is your religion?
Alex: My religion is Diarreaism
Sarah:I've never heard of that before!

Alex: yeah it's only worshipped by 10% of the worlds population!

by Happyworldpeace November 9, 2015

violent diarreah

An intense case of diarreah where one's anal hole is very similar to a Mt. Everest eruption (accompanied by heavy sweating, breathing complications, sweaty palms, fiery crap explosions, and praying to God for salvation.

I'm going to call in sick with violent diarreah. My boss never questions it....

by Louiez May 13, 2006

diarrea buddy

When you and your friends have diarrea and shit on the floor, and use it to make a snowman

"oh my gosh, why does it smell like there's a diarrea buddy out of the toilet?"
"I was bored"

by Cuddle Cheek May 13, 2009

diarreah breath

What Vanessa has.

when she breathes it smells like baby poo, Mustard, car oil, pickles, and ginger!

alisha knows the feeling of sitting next to her.

When we sit in church me and alisha can smell vanessas diarreah breath.

by A--afjsdaklfas; November 28, 2009

diareaha

Liquidy poop that looks like rotten apple sauce and banana .

Oh man my anus is just blowing that diareaha out like mount Vesuvius blew out ash and lava.

by Go drink bleach fagtard October 17, 2017

Chronic Diareah

When you shit so much after eating arbys. It has a saying:

"it burns your ass, arbys tomorrow? no i'll pass"

i ate abrys earlyer today, ive been shittin chronic diareah ever since. even now while i type this definition in.

by joeybnukkas April 9, 2007