dirty turtle

A weird and spiritual sex position described in ancient Chinese literature. Also, KJ has no idea what this is...
loser

I did the dirty turtle last night with my Chinese yoga teacher. (Only chinese girls can do it)

by i like art August 18, 2008

If the turtle cage is dirty....I aint payin for it

This refers to an escort or expensive prostitute with a dirty coochie that is not deserving of payment or asking price.

Hey bruh, this bottom bitch on 5th tried to charge fat stacks to go around the world on a used up baby ho. I told the bitch,"if the turtle cage is dirty....I aint payin for it"

by charlo June 10, 2014

Dirty Turtles

the act of two men making passionate love on a bed that has ninja turtle sheets on it.

at first chad didnt want to play dirty turtles, so i waited until he fell asleep, then i played dirty turtles all night long

by d mite November 24, 2007

Dirty turtleneck

The occasional ring of shit stuck under the head of your dick after you sodomize someone. aka ring around the collar.

Eric-"I finally got to Nicole's back door last night."
Ted-"So how was it?"
Eric-"Ok I guess,but I pulled out a dirty turtleneck."
Ted- "Goddamn ring around the collar."

by DirtyJoeDirtay June 4, 2021

dirty turley

When he/she gets dressed and they appear with an arsenal top on. That have just done a dirty turley!

When he/she gets dressed and they appear with an arsenal top on. That have just done a dirty turley!

by Steeeep June 25, 2023

Dirty Turtling

Verb: pushing a turd in and out of your börthole, for sexual gratification. The unholy perversion of "turtling"

Don't make eye contact with Bella. She's been dirty turtling in the corner for the better part of an hour

by suninnovember January 2, 2024

dirtyturtlesockfucker

when you put a whole bottle of lotion in your sock and start jacking off. when your about to cum you pull of the sock in a special way to make it inside out, wipe the remaining lotion from youre penis. then get a bucket of ice and stick youre dick in it. afterwards analfuck youre wrinkly old grandma till you cum on her dentures. wait an hour till you get a boner and tease a snapping turtle with it. then grab the little snapping turtle and shove youre dick into its little butthole and FUCK BOY FUCK. then when you cum the turtle shouldnt be able to stand the rushing cum and he will explode all over your dick with a spermy, bloody, turtley mess

aw fuck yeah i had the best dirtyturtlesockfucker yesterday

by motherfuckingrabbit April 12, 2011