by Briyance July 3, 2016
Get the Dinglehoppermug. Ariel (from Disney's film The Little Mermaid) calles a 'fork' a dinglehopper and uses it for her hair.
Ariel: I need to get a new dinglehopper! *Goes to Walmart*
Store clerk: Hello, how can I help you?
Ariel: I need a dinglehopper, could you show me where they are?
Store clerk: ?........
Ariel: For hair....
Store clerk: Ohhhhhhhhhhh. You mean a DINGLEHOPPER
Ariel: I need to get a new dinglehopper! *Goes to Walmart*
Store clerk: Hello, how can I help you?
Ariel: I need a dinglehopper, could you show me where they are?
Store clerk: ?........
Ariel: For hair....
Store clerk: Ohhhhhhhhhhh. You mean a DINGLEHOPPER
by Error666 March 11, 2017
Get the Dinglehoppermug. A "ho" who "hops" from "dingle" to "dingle" meaning she/he jumps onto penis after penis after penis after penis in quick succession.
by Pendora November 25, 2014
Get the Dinglehoppermug. Man, Ariel is so fucking hot.  If I were a cartoon, I would have jumped her when she walked out of the ocean naked, and I would have inserted my Dinglehopper into her Snorfblatt, if you know what I mean.
by David "The Gay Bistro" Isaacs March 7, 2008
Get the Dinglehoppermug. Its a big dick
by Machobitch May 22, 2018
Get the Dinglehoppermug. I was getting ready after using the toilet and had started doing my hair when I found dinglehoppers on the ends. Gross!
by BeckywitDaHair June 8, 2017
Get the Dinglehoppermug. When you're a widow and you promised that you would never date again but you find that one and only rebound. And because of them, you'll live for the other one.
Jacob: (loses his husband)
Jacob: I'll never love or date again.
Jacob: (finds his dinglehopper rebound)
Jacob: I've loved again
Jacob: I'll never love or date again.
Jacob: (finds his dinglehopper rebound)
Jacob: I've loved again
by 3:30 - 5:30 December 29, 2022
Get the Dinglehopper Reboundmug.