by Briyance March 30, 2016
Ariel (from Disney's film The Little Mermaid) calles a 'fork' a dinglehopper and uses it for her hair.
Ariel: I need to get a new dinglehopper! *Goes to Walmart*
Store clerk: Hello, how can I help you?
Ariel: I need a dinglehopper, could you show me where they are?
Store clerk: ?........
Ariel: For hair....
Store clerk: Ohhhhhhhhhhh. You mean a DINGLEHOPPER
Ariel: I need to get a new dinglehopper! *Goes to Walmart*
Store clerk: Hello, how can I help you?
Ariel: I need a dinglehopper, could you show me where they are?
Store clerk: ?........
Ariel: For hair....
Store clerk: Ohhhhhhhhhhh. You mean a DINGLEHOPPER
by Error666 March 11, 2017
A "ho" who "hops" from "dingle" to "dingle" meaning she/he jumps onto penis after penis after penis after penis in quick succession.
by Pendora November 26, 2014
Man, Ariel is so fucking hot. If I were a cartoon, I would have jumped her when she walked out of the ocean naked, and I would have inserted my Dinglehopper into her Snorfblatt, if you know what I mean.
by David "The Gay Bistro" Isaacs March 07, 2008
Its a big dick
by Machobitch April 05, 2018
I was getting ready after using the toilet and had started doing my hair when I found dinglehoppers on the ends. Gross!
by BeckywitDaHair June 08, 2017
When you're a widow and you promised that you would never date again but you find that one and only rebound. And because of them, you'll live for the other one.
Jacob: (loses his husband)
Jacob: I'll never love or date again.
Jacob: (finds his dinglehopper rebound)
Jacob: I've loved again
Jacob: I'll never love or date again.
Jacob: (finds his dinglehopper rebound)
Jacob: I've loved again
by 3:30 - 5:30 December 30, 2022