dirk dingler

the littlest fucking dick you'll ever see in you're life

"damn i heard from johny's girlfriend that he has a dirk dingler"

by LingLing124 May 11, 2016

Dinglefarmer

A man who raises dingleberrys as a crop. A Dingleberry farmer.

"The goverment pays me monthly so that I can continue being a dinglefarmer, and they can continue the dingleberry trade."

by Carl August 27, 2003

DingleRoot

“Noun” A term used by Oompavile to describe a penis, or dick.

Oompavile: Hey Cole, look at this dingleroot
Cole: WOW

by Penis=Funny June 1, 2019

Dingleflip

(v.) to do a backflip and break your dingle in the process; to break an important organ or bone in your body while backflipping
(n.) a situation in which the victim's dingle (or other body part) is broken due to a backflip

(v.) I dingleflipped on the toilet yesterday, and broke my dingle.
(n.) Natalie had a dingleflip in gymnastics class yesterday!

by heughs jass June 21, 2023

dinglefriend

Someone whom you do not particularly like, but with whom you hang around because he or she is a friend of a friend.

A: If you don't like Pete, why do you spend time with him?
B: He's my dinglefriend, what can I say?

by Ollie the Dog January 23, 2004

Dirt Dingler

A person who dosent wipe their anus.

I don't want to hang around Mark cause he's a dirt dingler and smells like ass.

by Thestinkypete December 26, 2009

Dingleroosters

The little wads of paper that is left on a toilet seat after wiping your butt.

Dude, why didn't you wipe the Dingleroosters off the seat after taking a dump?

by Mark J. Cooper January 15, 2008