ding dong

A city in Texas:

Ding Dong, Texas

G: I live in Ding Dong
D: fag...

by DDDD January 24, 2008

Ding Dong

Ding Dong!!!

1.The sound the door bell makes (Sounds 100 times louder when it's your parents at the door)

2.An idiot

3.similar to a jerk off (An ignorant dick wad, not someone who masturbates excessively)

1.Ding dong!

You:oh no its....

Your parents:Hi sweetie!!!

2.Look at Mark...Shoving a firecracker up his arse....What a ding dong

by Fucktarded Scarecrow July 31, 2009

Ding Dong

1: The sound a doorbell makes.
2: A man's penis, also known as a dick, cock, and talala.

ohh u touch my talala. mmmm my ding ding dong.

by i like woman penis July 7, 2010

Ding-dong

Chocolate cream filled treat

Mayreni:I want a ding-dong!!!!!
Surround by a group who laugh
Mayreni: I just said I want a ding-dong!!!!
Mayreni gets red!!

by Guy92 March 24, 2010

ding-dong

a person who makes statements that lack common sense.
DO NOT GET IT CONFUSED WITH A DUMB-DUMB.

Paris Hilton, Britney Spears, Lindsey Lohan, The Situation, Belinda Barbosa, Sarah Imhoff are all ding-dongs!

by the gap girl December 8, 2010

ding dong

1. The sound a door bell makes when somone rings it.

2. An idiot or moron

1. I heard a ding dong, so i answered the door, and a pizza delivery man shoved a square box in my face, which broke my nose in 67 places.

2. John is a ding dong.

by ananomus January 22, 2005

Ding dong

Verb- to grasp a person’s pony tail esp. a girl’s and pull down sharply while shouting “ding dong”

“Hey Bobby, I’m gonna ding dong Sarah” Steven said

“Let me watch.” Bobby said

Steven snuck up behind Sarah. He grabbed her ponytail and yanked on it.

“DING DONG” Steven barked

Sarah yelped in pain

by Rakis January 17, 2019