dillon

a dillon is a complete and utter asshole. He does not now how to comunicate properly, be sexual, and is a complete know-it-all. Girls stay away from this one!
"I tried talking to dillon"
"he didn't reply"
"i think he was to busy playing with himself"
"oh yeah thats gotta be it"
by Therockshow April 12, 2013
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A particular gay man usually has a fucked up bent nose, also doesn't own doors, some may call him a racist and sexist, he spams his storys with shit no one asked for the slut
you have a bent nose your a fucken dillon SHAME
by poonigs April 29, 2020
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a guy who looks like an alien , and his head is shaped like a football (:

<3 you dillon .
looks at that guy he looks like an alien ,

well he must be a dillon !
by lovebug3214 June 30, 2011
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Basically a good person, but prone to doing dumb things. Dillon is a kind, very likable person, and is also very strange and has no problems being able to make you laugh. If you get a Dillon as a friend, keep him; he'll always listen to your problems and make you laugh afterwards. Since he's prone to doing dumb things, you'll have to step in alert him to that fact every now and then. Feel free to do so gently or harshly. He won't like it, but he'll understand you're doing it because you care about him. Try not to let him do too many dangerous dumb stunts. He has no problem doing things that will invariably end with a hard hit to the noggin, reducing his already terrible memory even further. He has a hard time relaxing, so if you have a good relaxation technique, make sure to share it with him. But most importantly, never let him doubt how much he means to you. You never know when he'll be gone, and life won't be quite the same without him.

For some, Dillon is a valuable friend. For others, a valuable Yu-Gi-Oh dueling partner. And for still others, he's both. Be careful, he could steal your heart if you're not cautious... He certainly stole mine.
Girl 1: He just spends all class playing Yu-Gi-Oh with his friends!
Girl 2: Yup, sounds like Dillon.
by Star-Seer February 07, 2012
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"Dillon stop kissing fishes."
by XxTHErealMETZARKxX September 26, 2018
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Dillon is a cute but shy guy who is easy to get along with. He is quite but will stand up for others, even fight if he has to. And don't get on his bad side.
Hi Dillon!
by Unknown spices January 24, 2019
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Dillon is a mystery. i look into his sparkling eyes and feel like i could get lost. when he holds me in his arms it’s like the rest of the world disappears. he is quite and calm but lively and outgoing when you get to know him. he is kind of a loner but is the sweetest guy ever. not many guys can compare to dillon.
Dillon makes my world seem brighter
by girl that sees only roses October 30, 2018
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