dilk

The disposed foreskin of a castrated horse's penis. Commonly used to describe an insignificant person clinging to a fleeting source of power.

I wanted to watch reruns of Two and a Half Men, but Steve was being a dilk about the remote.

by ThaOneTheyCallHovis March 15, 2009

Dilk

Semen, a combination of (dick and milk) or man milk or dick milk.

Got Dilk!
Stacey said, "Hopefully, I be getting a tall warm glass of Dilk tonite."

by Killacane July 23, 2008

dilk

Milk from the breast of a dyke. A very rare substance.

They say the breast milk of a dyke, dilk, can bring youth -King Henry or some shit

by Froobus June 22, 2016

DILK

D.Dad, I. I'd, L. like to, K. kick, Dilk's are always found next to milf's. Usually at little league games or bars.

"Did you see that milf?"

"Yeah she's smoking, too bad she's with a dilk."

by I'm banging yor wife August 2, 2008

Dilk

Dilk is one of those texting words. (like "lol" and "ttyl")

It means "Damn it looks kool!"

I'm sending you a pic of this sports car that just passed me! Dilk!

by Lightning Thumbs December 2, 2010

dilk

A Jersey tough guy douche bag who wears all black and loves klonopins.

Steve, are all guys from New Jersey Dilks like you?

by Hans Borg December 27, 2005

dilk

the smooth and thick smoke produced from burning hash in a bottle.
usually sinks to the bottom, white cloud that looks like milk...dilk

look at all that dilk, im gonna be mashed.

by AnthonyWeaver April 20, 2006