Dildocracy

The government form in which the head dildocrat forces a society to his/her dickish ways.

Yeah, the Republic of Vachina is a total Dildocracy.

by solidejake November 3, 2010

dildocake

1) The crust that forms around a dildo if it has not been cleaned. This can vary from a yellowish, fish scented cake to a brown, moldy shit scented cake.
2) A generic insult

She needs to wash that dildo! It smells like a harbor and that cake is as think as my birthday cake was!

Get out of my way Dildocake!

by probie November 15, 2005

Dildocorn

A Dildocorn is a regular unicorn but the only thing that's different is that he has a dildo instead of a horn on it's head. a lot of people have made jokes about this but it actually exists at the high mountains of Iceland. Of course it only appears to have a natural habitat on Iceland and very few outsiders have ever seen one.

Did you see that unicorn!?
That wasn't a unicorn, that was a Dildocorn!

by Roxy Josilin August 23, 2010

dildockery

nonsense, foolishness,mischief, frivolity

stop all this dildockery before someone gets hurt!
I've had enough of your dildockery for one day!

by brendan mc July 16, 2008

dildocity

Dildoic in nature. A situation where one is critical of another's dildoic thoughts, words or deeds.

Oh, the dildocity of it all! Where could that feckin' guy's head be?

by Cock Johnson December 9, 2007

dildoke

Performing karaoke with a dildo as a microphone.

She performed dildoke to the song , Filthy by Justin Timberlake.

by liloutrageous May 30, 2018

Dildonk

Used to describe a person who is just the absolute worst.

Chad: Aeryn is an absolute Dildonk
Courtney: I know right? Such a quank

by i_only_suck_fat_dick October 5, 2018