Diquesuk Erectus

Diquesuk Erectus (dïk-sukkk æ-recked-us) (noun); A "closet" homosexual with alcoholic and/or meth-head tendancies who has boundary issues and Touches EVERYthing. Most likely loud and obnoxious when intoxicated. Addicted to/or obsessed with pornography. May appear to be overly sensitive/emotional (cries like a bitch... Often) although he (probably) lacks the required emotions necessary for such behavior. Has an amazing ability to "lie" himself out of any and every possible accusation, yet will "sing" like a jail-bird about his own "chrymes".

I can't believe nobody warned me I was marrying a Diquesuk Erectus before the wedding!

by StalkHolmie December 18, 2021

Dìquè

That fancy type of dick that will have a bitch tapping.

That nigga said he tryna dick me down. Told his bitch ass I only take dìquè.

by Shit_is_weird November 28, 2018

Dique

A noun referring to 'classy' dick. Typically referred to by upper-class suburban women and wannabe sugar baby s. Can be pronounced 'deek' or 'dih-qwuh' .

Hortensia only attended the Ohio millionaires' club to get some high-class dique.

by Laines September 10, 2016

disquette

French expression for a con

Me disquette pas

by DatWhiteBoy August 29, 2017

diquel

A flat ass no tits having girl with a twin MILF that is just the opposite.

Dave: did you see Lana with Katy today? Lana was a whole snack!
Ben: yea but Katy is just the diquel

by Hitlwhore November 5, 2018

diquembouche

A dick shaped like a croquembouche, as specific or general as you can imagine.

Damn that guy had such a diquembouche, I low key was gonna recommend he get it checked out at the doctor bc wtf.

by sms24 October 12, 2021

Diqué

“Diqué” a level of Dick that is above the standard a prestigious level that only few can deliver

Roxanne: “I need some dick”

Castro: “not just ordinary dick you need a high level dick down you need some Diqué”

by Ca$tro August 20, 2018