dingledonut

The result of having your pet rat shit on a plate of donuts while you're having sex with your dog. A dingledonut is something to avoid during or after a prayer service with Princess Peussie and/or Mary Mount or MOJO.

"Peussie fed me that dingledonut, knowing it would make me vomit on MOJO at the High Mass"
OR
"So there it was floating face down in the toilet, that damned nasty dingledonut"

by Marcus Holly January 2, 2008

dinglederper

Dinglederper: (N) One who derives sexual satisfaction from anal stimulation with dingleberries

how was your dinglederper today

by notelisa July 18, 2014

dirk digglers

dirk digglers reference the fictional porn star in P.T. Anderson's movie, Boogie Nights, and are the male equivalent of "daisy dukes." dirk digglers are minuscule (in length), tight, crotch bulging shorts. and as with "daisy dukes," they are best represented in the form of cut-off jeans. however, there are many fine representations in polyester as well. coincidentally, a high percentage of men found in dirk digglers sport a profound mustache.

dude, did you see the "dirk digglers" on that guy? i think his helmets peaking out!

by sean michael fleming October 25, 2007

Dingledorfing

The act of committing various acts of shenanigans to the highest degree

Stevan "hey want to go dingledorfing later today on vrchat"

Ace "sure it would be so fun"

by the bingleborf August 26, 2022

digglequack

someone who is being an ass hole or just a retard

james is being a digglequack rn he can go fuck himself

by ice nort paint August 23, 2023

dingled

Dingled, is a word simply used when a person makes a a small blunder to a catastrophic error.

The word is used around the country but heard most around the Norfolk and Suffolk area as this is where it originated from.

A name believed to have derived from a Mr Peter Dingle living in the Norwich area who was renowned for innocently causing mayhem where ever went.

To include blocking major roads, shutting down entire supermarkets, knocking out a whole city’s telecoms to simply putting a nail through his foot and this was all down to just bad luck.

So if you were to superglue your hand to your head?

Or

If you were to leave your luggage unattended for 2 minutes and have it is removed by the bomb squad?

.....then you have 'Dingled'

by Paul Waters March 28, 2008

dingledouche

Occurs before or during douching, the act of finding dingleberries stuck to your douche during the douching process.

That bitch left her dingledouche on the fuckin toilet seat again!!!

by xXMustardManXx January 31, 2008