DIFTS

Do It For The Story

Much better than YOLO

Guy 1: Think I should participate in that gangbang later

Guy 2: Dude....DIFTS

Guy 1: Yea, you're right *strips naked and throws on condom*

by TheSpot94 October 2, 2012

Oreo Dirtpie

The act of splitting an oreo cookie in half, wiping the cream part on one's rectum, and having another party proceed to lick the cream off.

The definition of this word evolved from other words involving pastries with sexual relations, specifically rimjobs.

Dude last night was so awesome because after I bought a brand new bag of oreos Jessica gave me an oreo dirtpie.

by Streetgang September 23, 2009

dirtpilled

When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods

Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak

by Sickomonster December 30, 2020

DIFTL

Acronym: Do It For The Lulz.

Punch that guy!
Why?
DIFTL!
Deal...

by Lythiophynia September 29, 2009

dirtpipe milkshake

When having unprotected anal sex, upon male ejaculation into the recipient's rectum, an anus-stretched situation may occur that results in the semen dripping out of the rectum. This is known as a dirtpipe milkshake, aka anal creampie.

Alternately, if the recipient wants to, they can squeeze out the semen on command, resulting in a dirtpipe milkshake on demand.

dirtpipe = rectum
milkshake = semen

I spl00ged up in her ass and the bitch gave my sheets a dirtpipe milkshake.

by Nube June 11, 2006

dirtpipe milkshake

A sexual act involving anal sex in which one person ejaculates into another's rectum. That person then proceeds to pass the semen back out of their anus and then eats it.

"She just had a dirtpipe milkshake."

by jl;kjl;jk May 18, 2008

dietproof

adj. so delicious that it will inevitably be consumed even by people on diets.

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These panda cheesecake squares are dietproof.

Stand back! I have a bag of dietproof donuts and I'm not afraid to throw them into the cockpit!

by gnostic1 June 7, 2011