diet

the thing your on today, then off of tomorrow

Today:
I am sooo like fat!!! Ima go ona diet for realz for realz. No more coco for me, ya heard!
Tomorrow:
uMMMM...them chips look good as hellz.... fuck it, im already fat, why dont I live a little?? (chomps on chips)

by MCRfan4life January 11, 2006

diet

A word fat people use to starve themselves or eat healthier for a certain time to lose weight, just to gain it all back and more in the long run

"I'm going on a diet to lose be healthier and lose weight."

"Ya right!"

by laser9978 January 08, 2012

No Diet

A UK drill song that is constantly overplayed by wannabe roadmen

person 1: do you like no diet
person 2: no

by disciples_of_tesco October 04, 2019

DIEt

When you diet too hard that instead of losing weight you lose consciousness and eventually die due to lack of nutrients in your body. So when you die they will say the reason of death they just make up random shit because you're not skinny but still the same weight as before you started DIEting.

Doctor: He died because of a heart attack
Reality:Nigga u lying he just DIEted

by AlphaWarhead December 08, 2018

diet

something people do (usually women), who want superficial bitches to like them, or shallow bastards to date them, so that they can loose weight and be hollywoods idea of 'beautiful'.

girl: do you think my diet is working? i think i still look fat.

me: why the fuck does it matter anyways? your still beautiful, no matter what anorexic hollywood bitches think. or what anyone thinks for that matter.

girl:no, im too fat to be beautiful. maybe i should just stop eating alltogether...

me:you know what? have fun with your miserable life. if your going to let people get to you like that, then i don't fucking care.

by all the good names are taken! August 12, 2009

Diet

The word that is used in substitution of gym. Used when lying to yourself or others about weight loss.

Bro 1: I should lose weight for summer maaaan.
Bro 2: Yeah, join the gym with me!
Bro 1: Nah, my schedule is pretty busy. I think I'll just diet.

by wiinotfit October 12, 2011

Diet

adj., substandard,weak; generally used to denote tedious, unimaginative generic tat. 2) also used to define more general nouns.

1) Do you like Coldplay?
No, I think of them as Diet Radiohead.
2) Have you been to Portugal?
That's Diet Spain.

by Nick Cherkas January 02, 2004