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Diddled

The act of inappropriately touching a person under the legal age of sexual activities. Usually performed by Fry Shapland and Jay Inglis. Can be done in any occasion and can also be related to Paedophilia
Jay: "Holy shit did you hear about fry?"
Kaycee: "No, Jay you handsome fellow to tell?"
Jay: "Apparently he diddled the hell into an entire Orphanage"
by Not Big Jay February 20, 2011
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diddle

1. To touch or caress the genitals in some way.

2. Female masturbation.

3. To cheat or swindle.

4. To ram a bottle up your own, or someone else's arse.
1. I diddled my cat yesterday.

2. I caught her diddling in the broom cupboard!

3. He diddled me out of that job.

4. www.diddlers.info

As you can see, confsuing the various meanings of the word will result in a big mess...
by Jimmay July 30, 2004
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diddle

Maria wouldn't be so uptight if she would just diddle herself every once in awhile.
by blocky October 18, 2012
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Diddle

-to touch oneself in a sexual manner.

-to masturbate.
''She diddles herself. Alottt.''

''He wanted sexual satisfaction, but his girlfriend couldn't come over...so he diddled himself instead.''
by seahorse_salad December 1, 2009
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diddle

1. Female pleasuring herself by rubbing her vulva

2. Informal word for a penis (New Zealand English)
1. She was diddling herself on the sofa

2. I touched his diddle
by Aquablue November 12, 2013
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Diddle

It's what jared foggle did, to put it in short terms, it means to molest someone
by Theshitmiester February 21, 2017
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Diddles

The name given to one who fingers the female genitalia.
Did you here Jim fingered Sally?

Yeah Diddles is at it again.
by Mike Huntson March 26, 2010
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