Dickwinder

A chick so unattractive it takes the wind out out of your dick.

Check out the dickwinder over there, she is hideous!

by Tittysweet September 13, 2015

dickride

commonly used in rap battles - if u vote for ur friend even though the other person had the better diss

to sweat a rappers nuts and only talk about him, refusing to think he has any error

man this nigga spit 1 bar and beat me..fuckin dickride votes

this nigga dickrides 50 man thats all he talk about

by Griff July 1, 2004

dickrider

someone who is a follower not a leader

Look at Maria shes copying my style what a dickrider!

by Carla Alfaro February 28, 2003

dickrider

Someone who "sucks up" to one another, always agreeing with that person for something in return i.e. power. Thus, they are "riding" that individual's dick.

Senator John McCain rides the media's dick, agreeing with them anytime he can. Therefore, he is a dickrider.

by Random Moron Defining Words August 28, 2006

dickrider

N. The polar opposite of a hater. someone who will praise their favorite band/artist/actor/athlete as if they were Jesus of Nazareth, and take any criticism of that person as a personal insult.

Guy 1: Dude Lil Wayne is really overrated. he's not deep at all, and knows no other topics other than guns, weed, and sex.

Guy 2: OMG STOP HATING MAN! WAYNE IS THE BEST RAPPER ALIVE! WEEZY F BABY!!!!

Guy 1: Ill stop hating when you stop being a dickrider.

by young enigma December 11, 2009

Urban Dickride

When someone enters a definition of their friend or crush's name to urban dictionary for the sole purpose of flattery or getting into their pants.

There goes John again posting an Urban Dickride about Melissa. He must really want to get in her pants!

by Jclub888 January 12, 2016

Nintendo Dickrider

Synonym : Nintendo Bootlicker, Nintendo Simp, Nintendrone
A person who supports/defends every decision Nintendo makes, regardless it's crappy or not.

Nintendo dickriders are the most insane breed of people ever. They settle for garbages and that's why they get games like those.

by Shiine-1 June 3, 2022