dickweed

Asshole, dumbass, know-it-all, ass-kisser

Billy-Bob kisses up to get ahead at work.

by B Dominguez December 23, 2003

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Dickweed

The process of grinding very loud/dank weed then spilling it all over your pants (presumable the crotch area) then attempting to pack the spilt weed into the bowl

"Bro I just dickweed ."

by Bittah pupil December 24, 2015

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Someone who gets kicked for team-killing in a Call of Duty multiplayer Hardcore game

Player 1: Dude, did you lag out?
Player 2: No. I got a dickweed.

Player 1: Then stay away from me

by TG DraftGryphon May 25, 2013

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A person whose penis is so inactive that it literally begins to grow weeds.

Dude is that Socrates over there? He's a big time dickweed. I can see shit growing in his pants.

by Rufusherewherethefuckismyphone September 24, 2010

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Someone who is way to egotistical and cant take defeat because they're never wrong and wont take blame for shit , one who acts entirely overly macho and is a pain in everyone's ass with harsh comments ect

Why is he such a big egotistical dickweed

by theCARS7879 December 22, 2014

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