dickweed

the males a female brings over to your house who you don't want around. often spotted when a female brings a small number of females over along with their boyfriends and any number of other males. they don't bring drugs or alcohol or contribute anything to your party, they just worsen your odds of getting laid in the event that more females come over.
person #1: i heard there were a bunch of people at your house last night, was it crackin?

person #2: no, debra and maggie came over but they brought their boyfriends with them and five or six dickweeds.
by pimptastic11111 March 13, 2008
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dickweed

Someone who is a dick , but also not very stong like a weedy person , used as often as possible to make them feel like shit
hey swires you fucken dickweed get over here
by Captain Tom September 16, 2005
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dickweed

a person that is part of a field of dicks.
Okay, think of a corn field, but instead of corn its dick. So when you call someone a dickweed, you are basically saying that they are part of a field of dick; that they are a weed in the dickfield.

(in the words of rocco)
Rocco is a dickweed; he should die. (justkeeding.)
by fetishfuck August 28, 2006
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dickweed

someone who is rough in their ways/ attitude, such as your pubic hair
"Yo you see how pissed Autin gets when he can't ollie that plank of wood?"
"Yeah I know, he's not only dickweed, but he's a poser as well."
by christ kaza March 12, 2006
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dickweed

an exotic plant used to pleasure yourself with
Erin could really use a dickweed right now to get some enjoyment.
by Alyssa 123456789 February 19, 2008
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William is a dickweed,William has a dickweed
lachie likes women with dickweeds
by Sk8eR_pUnK November 06, 2006
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dickweed

To be that of more than a dick, including stoners of sorts, clueless dicks.
SLOW down dickweed!
by TEh Distrubed onE July 11, 2008
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