Dicknut

A word that can describe a person that is pissing you off real bad

MAN bobs a real fucking dicknut!

by _})( April 27, 2006

dickenthrope

"a transvestite werewolf; a werewolf that enjoys dressing in drag." noun.

I was attacked by a confused dickenthrope.

by aki December 10, 2004

Deputy Dicknut

Basically a name for any cop that you dislike, or is just an asshole.

Jimbo: " Goddam, I would've been fine if Deputy Dicknut wasn't waiting for me around the corner."

by Zero-One Witch October 16, 2017

dicknuts

someone who spills guinnes on your shirt on st patrick's day

hey, you spilled guinness on my shirt dicknuts!

by mattywag March 19, 2008

dicknuts

A conbining of the term dick and the term nuts. My friend said it once and it is one of the stupidest damn things I've ever heard. Fuck of I know what it means, though.

What the hell's up, dicknuts?????

by A.B.S. May 24, 2004

Dicknutz

The surname of Donkey Dicknutz, the fabled burro of coffee picking legend Juan Valdez, used extensively by Columbian coffee producers for promotional purposes, often resulting in the pack animal's untimely demise. In Menudo-like fashion, a successor ass is always being groomed, in case the need arises to take over the exhaustive workload of supplying coffee to the world on your back.

Juan Valdez at the 2002 NAFTA Summit: "The United Estates should to loving Donkey Dicknutz... America runs on a'heen."

by ChirpHerder April 1, 2008

Dickcunt

A term of extreme abuse for somebody or something that has has annoyed or offended one.

Oh my god, he's such a dickcunt.

You've been a right dickcunt.

by Soppy Willybums May 13, 2005