dicktionary

1)a dictionary of sexual terms.
2)the way someone who is stupid spells dictionary.

1)urbandictionary.com is almost a complete dicktionary.
2)Iz tha wird "kat" n tha dicktionary?

by Laura December 12, 2004

Dicktionary

Someone who uses lesser-known words straight out of a dictionary as to impress others, but comes off as a dick.

P1: That predial bird has an emollient song that is often equivocal.

P2: What a dicktionary.

by Autummnnn August 17, 2011

Dicktionary

Its the name you give to a penis which has ultimate knowledge (usually a penis which has penetrated mutlitple different vaginas increasing his knowledge)

Jeff has one great dicktionary

by UkuleleSavage May 8, 2018

dicktionary

the kid in school who is really smart and knows everything as if he was a dictionary but they're a dick about it

1: ackshually its spelled supercalafajalistickespeealadojus
2: your such a dicktionary

by JaiRed801 October 30, 2023

Dicktionary

A woman's phone with a lot of guys numbers

Your such a dicktionary

by Here Cum Dat Boi March 3, 2017

Dicktionary

An overwhelmingly long list of sexual positions, phrases, and euphemisms. Usually made up custom definitions. These are mostly common in men but some women have them as well. These are VERY apparent during late-night info-mercials promoting male and female enhancements.

When used it often results in laughter, blank stares, or "GTFO"'s by the people exposed to the definitions.

James: Yea I gave Karen a high voltage shocker followed by a sour apple altoid.

Mike: Where you just speaking English?; Because I understood like every 3rd word you said.

James: Hellz yea I was. Just look em all up in my dicktionary.

Mike: Dick. . . . . tionary? Miriam Webster published that?

James: Nope I wrote everything I know about sex in a blank book. I 'm almost done writing page 2.

by BigTimer5 December 25, 2009

dicktionary

A dictionary of Sex-related terminology.

This fuckin' wack dicktionary.

by Fangsta December 14, 2003