dick thief

Someone who engages in anal sex, being the one who receives. Essentially "taking" someones dick into their ass.

Toler: What do you think of Craig?

Nick: He takes it in the butt.

Toler: What a dick thief!

by dickthief March 26, 2011

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Dickshift

To shift your attitude aftering being a huge dick or someone you're not.

Dickshift your attitude, you sound like your mother.

Stop being such a Dickshift, grind your gears the other way.

Omg Becky, your Dickshift attitude is showing!

by UraWizerdHerry February 7, 2017

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Dickshift

A hair knot (or bun) tied top of the females head. This acts as a shifting tool for when the male counter part wants the female to vacuum their pork sword (or inhale their Richard, oh what have you?)

Lisa: Richard do you like my hair down or up?

Richard: I prefer it when you have your dickshift strapped up tight.

Lisa: (sigh) But...but that's how I always have it, I thought you would like something different?

Richard: No, that's the only time I get my two favorite things. My knob slobbed and silence. That is fucking gold!

by SlamBlumpk December 27, 2017

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dicktied

When a female is obsessed with a man she in the past had relations or sex with.

That bitch is dicktied to our homie Joseph man!!

by Dicktied457 November 7, 2019

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dickshift

When you pretend your dick is the stick in a car and make vroom vroom noises

I dickshifted myself into second gear last night and I had to use the windshield wipers

by EnderShadow10 January 1, 2023

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Dicktified

I know men who walk into the room with the Dicktified attitude - you know the kind…they think that their shit doesn’t stink - (but their farts give ‘em away!

by Jazzchick January 25, 2024

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