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dickscape

When visiting a large sculpture, building, or structure of some sort you take a picture while positioning yourself where your dick in comparison looks the same size or larger.
I've collected dickscapes of myself around the world, the Leaning Tower of Pisa, CN Tower, and even the Burj Khalifa.
by infosystir March 15, 2016
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the dickslapper experience

to have large amounts of filth and pabst blue ribbon drenched upon your nekid, quivering body. usually accompanied with the worlds worst scumrock band based out of the southern burbs of chicago
look at that bastard twitch....and he smells awful....must of encountered the dickslapper experience
by antibob the goat master November 22, 2011
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Dickstand Dan

Balancing on the tip of your dick and then ejaculating so hard that you hover off the ground
Man i did a Dickstand Dan last night and i sware i got over 6 inches off the ground...

Yea then i heard that Eric drank the remains
by Notkyle August 3, 2009
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Mega thunder dickslap

Usually performed by people named Thomas with 18 inch penises. The mega thunder dickslap is performed by pulling thy self’s pants down and stroking thy massive 18 inch penis. Then, one spins in a rotation fast enough to cause thy penis to gain momentum. Then, when the time comes, one stops the circular rotation and jumps in the air with penis in hand, and strikes down upon its target. And that is the mega thunder dickslap.
Did you hear how that guy Thomas did a mega thunder dickslap on that other kid?
by Vagina_destroyer.420 June 17, 2019
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dickstain

a stain from dried dickjuice
see also....dickjuice
Al Abad* had a dickstain on his collar
*ficticious name
by Die Slow September 18, 2004
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Lightspeed Dickslam

The act of slamming one's genitals at speeds in excess of 45 MPH. One person must drive down a highway, or any road that has the correct speed limit. They must drive on the far right or the far left lane of the road.

Person #2 must be on the far left or far right of the car, putting themselves right next to the shoulder of the road. They must then pull out their genitals and stick their dick out of the window.

Person #3 does not have to be a willing participant. They must only be a bystander on the shoulder of the highway.

If all 3 people are present and doing their jobs, then Person #1 will accelerate above 45 MPH whilst going past Person #3, who will be slammed with Person #2's dick and what would feel like lightspeed.

Note: Person #2's dick must be longer that the side mirrors of the car, or else it becomes a Lightspeed Side-mirror-slam. For this reason, black men are ideal for Person #2, and Asian men are highly discouraged.
I heard that Joe got Lightspeed Dickslammed the other day while walking home from the mall.

Serves him right. Why was he walking from the mall?
by VI6VI August 5, 2011
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dickswap

The swapping and reattatching of penises amongst a group of friends
This one time, my friends and I got really drunk and played a game of dickswap (the surgical art of swapping dicks).
by SMOT April 3, 2010
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