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Dickmatized

When a woman gets dick so good that she suffers a variety of symptoms ranging from letting things she normally wouldn't "slide" or him to get away with lies and other devious behavior. Extreme cases include believing his lies, giving him access to her home, car and cash, and making excuses for his obvious bad behavior.
Samantha ass was so dickmatized she let Chris drive her car AND have her whole tax return because he said he could "flip" it .
by Jaded88 February 11, 2018
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Dickstart

When you drink Mountain Dew kickstart while ejaculating
Yesterday’s I did a dickstart and it felt good
by Cap watet June 2, 2021
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Dickhearted

Someone who has a dick where their heart should be. This condition causes one to be mean, inconsiderate, jackassy and unable to empathize with other humans. Currently, no know cure for dickheartedness exists. People with this condition will always be dickhearted assholes no matter what.
Of course Donald Trump hates Mexicans, he's Dickhearted. He has a dick where his heart should be.
by SuckABallYall June 13, 2016
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dickmatize

To mesmerize or enchant a woman with you sexual prowess.
She's been calling me everyday sicnce we hooked up, she's so dickmatize.
by bob_deep November 15, 2009
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Dickmatized

Hypnotized by a good dick :D. And you can’t think straight because the dick is so good! Dickmatized!
You know you dickmatized when you want someone to meet your father when it’s only been a week and a half.
by Ali Escobedo August 13, 2018
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dicksmack

Yo! Dicksmack, stop hitting yourself.
by Anonymous October 30, 2002
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Dickmatized

Hypnotizing a chick into submission by laying down that good dick.
Yo. I dickmatized Dawn last night. Now she wants it all the time.
by Tarendactyl May 31, 2016
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