dickbag

A bag of dicks. Not a scrotum.

Shut the fuck up, dickbag.

by Z. Goldfish August 26, 2005

dickbag

usually used as a light insult, toward solely friends, as it is not really insulting at all; a jerk; sometimes used in place of idiot;

jim: bob, i've got a confession to make.
bob: yea, jim?
jim: i fucked your mother.
bob: you dickbag!

by sir nathaniel September 25, 2008

Dickbag

A mix of someone acting like a douchebag and a dickhead. Therefore, a Dickbag. Meant as an insult, if someone takes it as a compliment, that means they're more fucked up in the brain.

"My ex is such a dickbag for cheating on me"

"that girl really needs to shut up an stop being such a dickbag."

"Why must our teacher be such a dickhead??"

by Country_girl February 25, 2013

DICKBAGEL

NOUN
An individual with the personality somewhere between a douchecanoe and a bitchbiscuit

Mathew: I got some CHOICE words locked and loaded
James: Alright thanks, and what are these words?
Mathew:
FUCK
HOMEWRECKER
DICKBAGEL
and thats just to name a few
James: please define dickbagel for me?
Mathew: DICKBAGEL, NOUN
An individual with the personality somewhere between a douchecanoe and a bitchbiscuit
James: You learn something new everyday huh

by cheeseuser June 8, 2021

dickbagetry

Study of being a dick bag/scumbag

Velocity at which dick enters and exits

Hey you see Nick Myers over there he majors in dickbagetry

by T.Murray November 12, 2007

Dickbag

A loud boisterous asshole who also happens to be a huge douchebag.

Hey Guy P., stop being a dickbag you kike!

by Bob Baker NSCHOF August 10, 2015

freeloading dickbag

An asshole/roommate, possibly both, that does nothing and takes/uses all your stuff.

Nick Nelson does nothing around the house, smokes all my weed, and uses my shit without asking me. What a freeloading dickbag

by dalstrs7 November 2, 2014