Dickfuck

A fucking idiot who won't shut the fuck up, yet hasn't the slightest clue that they are wrong, because they are so fucking concieted.

Thomas is a dickfuck and someone needs to set the facts straight to shut his fat ass up.

by GeurillaChris December 28, 2005

dickfucker

No real meaning... just a nasty sounding name to call someone when you're really pissed off at him. A word to be blurted out in anger, just like son of a bitch, cocksucker or asshole.

"Shut the fuck up, dickfucker!"
"That dickfucker needs a good swift boot in the ass!"

by twtbc April 21, 2010

Dickfuck

When a guy fucks another guy in his dick with his dick; dick on dick action.

Tom wanted to dickfuck Ted.

by Satan Demon August 12, 2003

Dickfuck

Def. 1: an absolutely undesirable person who is known for doing idiotic stuff
Def. 2: A person who lives (freeloads) in a part of their parent's house (e.g the Basement/their room)

Person 1: God, that guy is a dickfuck! Why does he still live, uh, I mean freeload in his parents house!?
Person 2: I dunno really, probably because he's a Basement Dweller

by LHInotShaggy February 20, 2023

Dickfuck

Something that looks like shit or anything that looks bad. This saying is used in many places such as school, art class, and in everyones everyday conversations.

"Man, that painting looks like dickfuck.", "Dont dip your elbow in that dickfuck."

by Nicholas Glenn Ramirez January 9, 2008

dickfucker

a person who likes to fuck with a penis

i am a dickfucker

by Petruzzen99 August 19, 2016

Dr. DickFuck

Describes an individual when they think they are smart when in-fact they are a dumb, useless piece of shit.

John: The sun's hot
Andy: Well done Dr. DickFuck! You worthless wanker.

by jam'n'jelly August 30, 2018