Dickfiber

Those long hairs that appears in underwear and sometimes within genitalia.

-Dude i just found dickfiber in my pantsMark
- Yo' thats gross-

by JoakoVlsc June 8, 2016

Dickwasher

A person who cleans dirty dicks with their mouths for money

Man my ex girlfriend was quite the dickwasher!

by Dickwasher300 May 21, 2018

Dickfishing

When a man sends an unsolicited picture of a dick that is not his.

-His lil chubbers didnt look like much to be proud of.
-Are you saying he dickfished you?!

-I asked him what he was working with so he sent me a pic. When we hooked up it didn't even match.
-You got dickfished

-Bro I want to send a picture of my dick even though she didn't ask for it but it's ittybitty.
-Dude that dickfishing. Not cool man

by MotherOfWildlings April 14, 2020

Dickfished

A more extreme version of 'catfishing' by either sending dick pics that are not your own, or could be outrageously misleading based on the angles

He said it was 9inches, but I definitely got DICKFISHED!

by Le_mobi June 13, 2017

DickFitzer

When you pull out your penial warrior from your sexual adventurous vaginal princess and shove your warrior up your princess's nose

I DickFitzer emily last night, we are getting married in a week

by DickFitzer June 29, 2016

Dickwasher

A person with special face and mouth structure. Once you suck more than 5 dicks, your mouth will adapt itself into the Dickwasher form. They can be spotted easily at the first glance.

They usually have clear facial features, lips, and have a more open mouth than usual when speaking.

Bro 1: Dude check that qt
Bro 2: Dude hol up, look at her face
Bro 1: Oh shit, she's a total Dickwasher bruh

by HrisnyAndilek November 2, 2019

Dickfish

When a guy sends a picture of someone else's penis or a photoshopped penis and claims to be his.

Best Friend: "How was the date with the guy from online? "
Size Queen: "I met him, his face look like his pictures but he dickfished me. His dick was smaller and darker than the pictures he sent me!"

by AznSizeQueen March 23, 2021