dickcontrol

Giving a way the decision when to masturbate to someone. Other Person can decide when ever you masturbate even if it ordinarily wouldn't be a place where you would do it normally.

You: "Can we do dickcontrol?"

by xxh__ July 12, 2019

dickbornewrong

effeminate, some one not supposed to have a dick.

DJ Sal: Shaggy is a fckin retard.. Bloody chak!
Colonel: Hes a bloody dickbornewrong in'it

by b3aviz May 22, 2009

Dickorn

Popcorn that your friend who doesn't wash his hands after using the bathroom at a movie theater infects with his dick hands.

Karl! Did you wash your hands? This tastes like Dickorn!

by Velcrowhead March 16, 2011

Dickicorn

A unicorn with a dick instead of a horn poking out of its head

Emily saw a dickicorn eating grass behind the trees

by Screaming Ninja September 17, 2017

dickcongestion

The dick is soo good, it'll clear your sinuses.

I woke up all stuffed from my allergies, until he gave me some of his dickcongestion medicing and cleared me all out.

by Strokethegoat December 30, 2018

Dickacorn

A cock so magical, it’s almost mythical, much like a unicorn. A unicorn of the pants if you will. It feels so good, it should be illegal and you’re constantly dreaming about sitting on it.

I had sex with Danny the other night, oh my god his dick is so good. He’s got that Dickacorn.

by Urbanoutshitters March 8, 2019

DickCondones

A bitch in general if someone had a stench of bitch DickCondones would be the one 🤦🏿 ♂️💯

There goes dickcondones being a loser

by TheBackDemolisher May 14, 2023