dickbagetry

Study of being a dick bag/scumbag

Velocity at which dick enters and exits

Hey you see Nick Myers over there he majors in dickbagetry

by T.Murray November 12, 2007

Dickbasket

A person(s) who has commited a certain act of faggotry. Otherwise known as the kid you keep your pants buckled near.

Its funny how David scratches and flashes his pubic hair right in front of us, like he expects us to comment on how long it is. He's such a fucking dickbasket man.

by lolwank September 27, 2009

Dickbate

1. When you and your friends watch a movie and see a man's penis. A debate will commence about the actor's penis and will quickly escalate into a rather homosexual conversation.

Bob: Man, that Marky Mark guy sure has a long dick.
Sean: What, Mark Walhberg
Tom: Yeah, we saw his dick in Boogie Nights
Sean: It wasn't his real dick.
Bob: Yes it was.
Sean: No way, his dick came down to his knees. It was clearly a rubber.
Tom: It wasn't rubber, it had hair on it.
Sean: Are we really having a dickbate

by The man who stares at pandas August 25, 2013

Dickbater

A dictator that masturbates way to much.

"Wow that guys a major Dickbater see hes even doin it now."

by EddekCreature September 4, 2016

Dickbater

Its like a dictator but he just Masturbates too much.

"That dictator is such a Dickbater judging my how the papers."

by EddekCreature September 3, 2016

Dickbagel

Noun
An individual with the personality somewhere between a douchecanoe and a bitchbiscuit

I hope you can look in the mirror and see yourself for the real dickbagel you are

by faedwsjuikbh July 5, 2022

Dickcake

A cake made from shavings of the male genital area.

"mum can i have some of dads "dickcake" tonight?

by I did it for the da lolz December 24, 2009