dick off

To compare the size of one persons penis to anothers to see who is superior.

We had a dick off and James lost by 7 inches.

by M-Kat January 15, 2008

Dick-Off

When two males pull their pants down, get hard, and walk towards eachother. The person who touches first wins and has the bigger penis.

They do this to see who has a larger penis.

Hey I’ll bet you my dick is bigger than yours, wanna have a dick-off ?

by Megacrankdaddy77 February 12, 2018

Dicked off

When a person gets too excited, and everything just goes to hell.

Anton was excited for Chrono Trigger DS, but then realized he didn't have a DS, and thus dicked off.

by JetskiEpicmount August 4, 2008

Dropping dick off

To bang a girl!.... Give the young lady some nice penis.

Girl what time you gonna be home? I need to drop this dick off on you. Dropping dick off!

by JSwole July 13, 2017

dick off the bone

The definition of dick off the bone is basically like sucking dick so hard like a chicken wing that the skin starts ripping apart— this word is also made by Yosili

yes, girl suck that dick off the bone yeehaw!

by latibule April 6, 2023

Kick the dick off

1: UK szlang. To celebrate, to be awesome. "We're eating pizza and drinking champagne, we're kicking the dick off life"

2: To really do well "how was the test?"
"Mate, I kicked it's dick off"

"I'm gonna kick the dick off this job"

by Fentible December 4, 2016

My Dick Off

A superlative that is meant to express the highest form of something, to be so excessively "verb" that your penis is actually, or has the potential of, metaphorically falling off. Not meant to actually mean that your penis is detached from one's body. Can be used by both male and female parties.
Thought to be another form of "my ass off" as in "laughing my ass off."

Example 1:
John: "Ey, I haven't slept for three days, I'm sleepy"
Robert: "I haven't slept for five days, I'm really sleepy!"
Patrick: "I haven't slept for a month, I'm sleepy my dick off!"

Example 2:
Michael: "Dude, could you pick me up a free water?"
David: "Why don't you pick one up yourself at the concession stand?"
Michael: "Because I'm thirsty my dick off, but I'm also 'not wanting to pay 5 dollars for a water' my dick off"

Example 3:
Paul: "Damn, check out that girl over there, she's so fine"
Richard: "Hell yeah, she's sexy my dick off"

by TheSnowman1 October 15, 2010