Nut-Up Dick Pic

A not so typical picture of a dick taOR from approximately knee height (easier to take with longer arms or while squatting) angled in the upward direction in order to showcase both the nuts and dick. Be sure to have an erect dick or run the risk of appearing to simply have three nuts. Be sure to avoid anus, but if not possible, be sure to cover with emoji.

Women love surprise nut-updick pics! OR
Did you get his nut-up dick pic?! What a great angle!

by Hahaballs February 13, 2021

dick nuts cereal

When a woman gargles nutsack to the point where the bodily fluid overflows out of her mouth.

Damn Ron, Parker's Mom is making dick nuts cereal again.

by GoPastTheLimit May 20, 2016

dick nuts

Mild epithet spoken in a state of vexation, which cause the speaker to conflate dickweed with numb nuts.

Punked Supervisor: What the...? Oh! Gaawwwd! Who's the...dick nuts...that left rotten fish heads in the waste basket under my desk??

by JC_SaltLaker January 13, 2005

unsexed dick-nuts

See blue balls.

After an hour of jacking it with no results, Dorian went to bed with unsexed dick-nuts.

by Doomie June 7, 2004

Dick Nuts

A neighbor who constantly screws with your life

I was having a good time until Dick Nuts called the cops.

by BobRoberts January 4, 2015

dick-nuts

An instance where a man's testicle gets unnaturally wrap around the shaft of the penis resulting in one ball being above the penis.

Petey: Yo, wasup wit u. Stop walking like that, your embarrassing me.

Prips: I've got the serious case of dick-nuts man, it feels like a meatball resting on me shaft.

by Dits Magee November 6, 2007

Dick Nutt

The action of nutting out of ones dick, another word for jizz.

"Hey bro, last night I was slamming the Mrs, pulled out and sprayed that dick nutt all over her face"

"Don't you dare Dick Nutt inside me, my fella will go metal if I get {preggers}."

by Pedro's Moustache February 26, 2019