Dick snot 

When you sneeze and shoot a load at the same time

I got sent home from work with allergies a sneezed and shot a load at my mum my dick snot got everywhere even in her eye

Dick snot by I am Keith March 23, 2024

chunky dick snot 

A humorous slang term for "semen."

Is your chocolate starfish ready for my chunky dick snot?

chunky dick snot by Clit Eatswood December 16, 2005

Neti Hot Pot Dick Snot Surprise 

The Neti Hot Pot Dick Snot Surprise uses the Neti Hot Pot at the conclusion of a blow job while standing upright. While getting your nob slobbed, have a Neti Hot Pot handy. Right before you blow your load, tilt your head to the side and use Neti Hot Pot. The hot diarrhea will enter your top nostril and travel through nasal cavity and exit out of your bottom nostril, then falling down and covering the giver of the blow job with a nice coating of snotty diarrhea. While they are being covered they are also receiving a hot load of cum in their mouth.

I was feeling stuffed up and horny, so I called up Sarah to suck me off. Little did she know i was going to give her the ol' Neti Hot Pot Dick Snot Surprise.

I lit some candles, spray shit into my Neti Pot and the wife got down on her knees. It was a great birthday being able to do the ol Neti Hot Pot Dick Snot Surprise

Neti Hot Pot Dick Snot Surprise by Grumpy Dan December 1, 2019

Snot-Dick

gonorrhea discharge from the penis

After you sleep with a local whore called Dirty Jessica you contract snot-dick

Snot-Dick by BitchTiddies69 May 11, 2022

Dick Snott

Urban dictionary: a man's ejaculation or substance that comes from the muscle many call penis/ dick, shlong, pee pee, Becho and pinga.
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Used in a sentence: girl you better Not waste all my "dick snott"

Dick Snott by Miss Vendetta December 2, 2020

Snotty Dick 

When you giving him a little sucky sucky and you sneeze getting snot all over his dick.

Bro1: Yo fam I was getting a little sucky from Avs and I went to far and she gave me a snotty dick.
Bro2: Ew that's fucking gross as hell man.

Snotty Dick by Sucka McCock October 10, 2016

dicksnot 

The semen that issues forth from the penis during ejaculation. The penis is sneezing,

Jesus, look at the dicksnot all over yourself.

dicksnot by Anonymous February 11, 2003