dick sandwich

When ya ol' lady's been bangin' around, and you go down on her. Either side of the vagina represents the bread.

She packed up and left?

Yeah.

Where's she living.

With the new guy.

There's a new guy? She only left you this morning!

I know, I'd been eating the dick sandwich for the past year without realising.

With extra mayo.

Thanks.

by dicksandwichentryguy November 19, 2009

dick sandwich

When one take his dick and places it between 2 slices of bread.

Hey bitch, you hungry?....how bout' a dick sandwich?

by lil' puppet June 7, 2007

dick sandwich

Dick eaten as if it were a meal.

Gomer Pyle eats a dick sandwich every night for dinner.

by meatpop2214 February 2, 2008

donkey dick sandwich

A slang term for a sausage sandwich with mustard between white bread with or without cheese depending on how poor you are.

Jim Bob made a donkey dick sandwich for lunch.

by Kevin July 26, 2004

Atkins Dick Sandwich

A dick sandwich but without the bread. Can still include lettuce or tomato depending on how classy your sandwiches are.

My girl was hungry so I fed her the Atkins dick sandwich.

by Earl of Sammich September 11, 2009

Dick sandwich

Where u put ur dick in between a sandwich and the girl eats around the dick

Gay boy 1: Man I rlly want that dick sandwich

Ian: Here u go, u want extra mayonnaise???
Gay boy 1: yesssss🤤🤤🤤

by Joe Is The Name December 16, 2019

dick sandwich

An insult. To suggest someone is acting like a "dick," but, you know, worse.

Dude, stop being such a dick sandwich.

by Bonehead XL February 10, 2008