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dickrocket

an individual who is a real douche constantly looking to sabotage a good evening by interrupting friends with requests to have lippers, cigarettes, bud diesels, etc.
"Jeff can be a real dickrocket sometimes."

"Yeah, he is always trying to cut heaters in the apartment."
by GlenEllynParty December 28, 2009
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DickRocketLolly

When you are having sex with a girl and you pull out when she is on you period, then your dick looks like a lolly
"when i pulled out of that girl last night i had a crazy DickRocketLolly
by ben the pussy destroyer smith September 7, 2016
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dickpocket

The inside of a vagina.
Look at her dickpocket.
by Jenni and Evan January 17, 2008
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Dickpocketing

When someone in the middle of sex has to answer the phone or have conversation with someone without letting them realize they are in the middle of fucking.
"Hey, you sounded weird on the phone last night are you O.K.?"
"Oh yeah sorry, I was kinda fucking with Kevin."
"Oh my god where you {Dickpocketing} me? That's gross. You could have just told me you we're fucking i would've hung up."
by ameicanidiot November 7, 2016
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