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Poo Water Splash Dick

When you poo so hard, the water from the toilet splashes up all over your dick.
"I had some serious poo water splash dick first thing this morning. Went the rest of the day with toilet water all over my penis!"

Ya rt
by LunchKing June 28, 2013
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Dick Poop

Cinematographer Dick Pope's name mispronounced by Academy president Cheryl Boone Isaacs.
Dick Poop.. ah Dick Pope for Mr. Turner!
by Quarter-life Crisis January 15, 2015
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dick poor

1.) A reference to the poor quality of something, usually a service or action, but can also be used as an adjective. Often used when peeved or angered.

2.) An economic condition where a person is too poor to buy even basic necessities. A person that is dick poor may resort to taking home extra ketchup packets, napkins, and salt and pepper from restaurants, and usually does not have adequate medical insurance coverage or own a car manufactured within the last 15 years.
1) I knew that guy sucked at painting when I hired him, but I was hoping he could at least paint the fence right. You still can see all the marks that were there before through the paint- that's a dick poor paint job by a dick poor painter.

2) I remember being dick poor back in college, drankin' half drank beers at parties and eatin' poor man's ramen (half a package of ramen) two meals a day.
by +bone March 27, 2008
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dick-poon

Hmm... I wonder if his/her dick-poon is circumcised.
by GrapeCakes June 13, 2008
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dick poop

When poop comes out of your dick by mistake.
"Dude my seminal vesicle must have ruptured last night, I have hell of dick poop."
by Roger123978 February 20, 2009
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Dick pooch

He shaves his dick pooch for the ladies
by CrazyKrissi September 7, 2018
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