When your dick is so big it hits the girls wall. 4 inches left of hammer a you can’t push anymore in. I hope I’m not the only one blessed with a curse of a disgustingly huge dick
LAURa :Ugh please stop !!! I feel your FAT DICK HITTING THE WALL, you’re gonna ruin my insides !!!
Sean: well Its not even close to being in all the way you must have a shallow bucket.
Sean: well Its not even close to being in all the way you must have a shallow bucket.
by Mrwidecock December 9, 2023
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by Psuedorandomnumbergenerator June 12, 2022
Get the poopy dick rim hitter mug.An anomaly among dicks. A dick which resides rent-free in the minds of every Jewish man, woman, and animal. A dick so good that even though it's only truly fucked 250,000 bitches, those who are deprived of its majesty will say you fucked them too, even if it's a preposterous number like, say, 6 million bitches. Typically, a Hitler Dick will also have a matching pubic hair pattern.
Moishe: "Hey Abby, did you hear about the goyim with the Hitler Dick?"
Abby: "Yes Mr. Shekelstein, he fucked me and all 6 million of my friends last night!"
Moishe: "Oy vey!"
Abby: "Yes Mr. Shekelstein, he fucked me and all 6 million of my friends last night!"
Moishe: "Oy vey!"
by Analkin May 25, 2022
Get the Hitler Dick mug.The act of oiling yourself up, taking a large run up and sliding off a ramp over the pool but at the last second you just clip the very tip of your dick on the edge of the pool.
Bro no. 1: Bro! I can't believe I did that!
Bro no. 2: Bro, what did you do? Were you hitting the tip of your dick again?
Bro no. 1: Brosef, I clipped the tip of my dick on the edge of the pool again!
Bro no. 2: NO WAY
Bro no. 2: Bro, what did you do? Were you hitting the tip of your dick again?
Bro no. 1: Brosef, I clipped the tip of my dick on the edge of the pool again!
Bro no. 2: NO WAY
by Rump Taster July 13, 2011
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Dude, in this porn I just saw, the guy had to attack from a crazy angle because of his hitchhiker's dick.
by fireblitz January 23, 2011
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Get the Hitler dick mug.colloquial phrase. Indicates the worst of something. Nothing could ever be worse than sucking Hitler's dick. If the idea of sucking dick isn't unpleasant to you, then bringing pleasure to a mass murdering egomaniac hopefully is. The phrase can be expanded upon to give extra emphasis of just how terrible by describing the size, sweatiness, or that he'd eaten asparagus and came in your mouth without warning you first.
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"I totally sucked Hitler's dick on that test, why did I even bother taking it."
"Last week's workload sucked Hitler's salty, sweaty dick. And it's a huge cock... then he sprayed his Arian jizz in my eye."
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"Last week's workload sucked Hitler's salty, sweaty dick. And it's a huge cock... then he sprayed his Arian jizz in my eye."
by nukespike October 1, 2011
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