Urban Dick Editor

Someone who always clicks "don't publish"

You never click publish, therfore ou are an Urban Dick Editor

by R0de May 12, 2010

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Dick-edural

A dick so big that it requires an epidural.

Bianca got hitched to a fella with a giant trouser snake. Rumour on the street says he has a dick-edural.

by PenIslandlaislabonita69 May 4, 2025

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dick's edge

To be at a very high risk.

Ray: Hey i had completed a month with Katty!
Ben: Thats more than living at the dick's edge!

by 006ish October 24, 2008

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Edward Cullen dick

A cold ass Scandinavian dick , also comes with a lil sparkle.

The whining Italian, sucking on ice cream to practise for his Scandinavian future husband: "I have to get used to the cold."
The slav: "Mhm bc they all have Edward Cullen dicks in Scandinavia."

s/o to Titty for being a dumbass and not knowing this.

by tittyboi556 September 29, 2019

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edwin's dick

Super long and perfect for penetration.
Best thing a girl has ever felt in her pussy.
Makes girls squirt in a secind

"He has such a Edwin's Dick"

by Master698567 March 5, 2017

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Edward Toothpick Dick

When you put a toothpick in your bellend and hump a wall as hard as you can. Usually done if something looks so unappealing and shit that Edward Toothpick Dick looks fun in comparison. Adapted from the famous “Edward Scissor Hands.”

“A party at James’? Think I’d rather do an Edward Toothpick Dick to be honest, mate”

“Edward Toothpick Dick? Sound like r/sounding but with extra effort.”

by I put the dic in dictionary January 25, 2022

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