dick dust

When you haven't had sex in a while and your penis begins to collect dust like a shelve.

I haven't gotten laid in so long I need to clean off the dick dust.

dick dust by Taylorret83 June 27, 2019

Dick dust

Pulling out at the peak of sex and/or masturbation, so one can “ejaculate” or “cum” onto a hard flat surface. Once the cum is dried take a credit card and scrape it into a pile/line commonly used for snorting drugs, give it to one of ur buddies and see their reaction to snorting your dick dust.

“Aw man did me dirty I’m finna make some dick dust to give him at the party tomorrow night”

Dick dust by SmokedOuttWhiteTrash6161 April 29, 2022

Dust your dick 

An expression/suggestion used in situations where someone hasn't fucked in awhile, thereby making his dick "dusty"

"dude, u've been cockteased by so many girls lately, its about time you dust your dick

First person: I havent fucked in awhile, i need to dust my dick

Dust your dick by duster87 December 21, 2008

dick duster 

any properly grown moustache, full enough to be accepted as a motorcycle cop. This moustache will easily brush the dust off any average sized dick while sucking on it, with ease.

this moustache takes on the resemblance of a 8" wide paint brush, similar to that of ned flanders.

when that motorcycle cop pulled me over, i commented in regards to what a beautiful dick duster he had. He obliged me by sucking my cock and dusting it at the same time. my tax dollars paying me back for once.

dick duster by bigrpowr March 25, 2011

Dick Duster 

The moustache of a homosexual man or a hirsute heterosexual lady.

My johnson's never been so clean since Richard got his dick duster on it last night

At first Uma's flavour saver put me off but that's before I'd felt it dusting my dick

Dick Duster by PedroDeLaVega April 19, 2016

Dick Duster 

A long Moustache that reaches past your lips which would be capable of dusting the top of a dick whilst giving oral sex.

Joley: How was your night with your boyfriend last night?
Taylor: We had a good time, until we started having sex.
Joley: Why, what happened?
Taylor: Well, normally its really good, but Justin has started growing a really long moustache, and it feels weird when he went down on me.
Joley: Oh, is it relly long?
Taylor: It's a fullblown Dick Duster

Dick Duster by BuzzBritish September 7, 2009

three corner dick duster 

a mustache on either a straight or gay individual

Byron: Did you see Johnny Knuckles mustache?

Troy: Ya thats a sweet three corner dick duster!

three corner dick duster by jaegerdon September 27, 2009