Dinner Dick mint

D.D.M is when a person wakes up an sucks a dick then proceeds to kiss their partner in the mouth.

My woman gave head ar aoon at we woke up ,but the show gave me a dinner dick mint ,now both got nasty mouths.

by Guiltycervantes July 12, 2018

Dinnerplate Dick

A Dick which is on the shorter side in length but Oh Mama, is that thing wide.

G1: Yeah, last night I finally got to at least try to have sex with my Boyfriend.
G2: No Way! What happened?
G1: Well, we didn't really do anything, mostly because he had a Dinnerplate Dick.

by BizarreReference February 26, 2022

Dinner Dick

When you’re doing anal and that whore shits all over your dick. Her dinner is now on your dick.

That bitch gave me dinner dick and I left.

by Ballgrambler December 13, 2022

Dinner Plate Dick

A penis that is not long but is extremely wide, comparable to a dinner plate

Damn that dude got a dinner plate dick.

by CoolGuy1000005 October 25, 2018