Dick Biscuit

A guy who has a stale personality and only seems mildy interesting when horny. Even after pics and a heated convo a dick biscuit will leave you feeling awkward and disappointed.

"Jack is such a dick biscuit, he me at 10:30 every night asking if I wanna hookup in his Pruis"

Dick Biscuit by Hunter from Hereford February 9, 2015

Dick Biscuit

Something that you call someone who is being a total douche

" Rusev is such a Dick Biscuit"

Dick Biscuit by Jakey Pie March 9, 2015

Dick biscuit

A dick biscuit is when a man grabs his cock shoving it into a loaf of bread causing a small amount to get into his urethra. After this he jizzes into the woman's mouth releasing jizz and bread into the woman's mouth which she then swallows

"Grabbed Jessica's head last night and gave her a face full of dick biscuit"

Dick biscuit by Kingcug May 31, 2018

Dick Biscuit

What one offers a woman for breakfast.

Morning after... He says " Mornin. Want some breakfast sexy?" She responds " Sounds nice. It's not often I get offered breakfast. Your so thoughtful! Can we have Bob Jones for breakfast?" Unto his response " No dear. All I can afford to get you is an extra large dick biscuit!" He chuckled.

Dick Biscuit by Sixx420 April 2, 2021

dick biscuit drizzle linger

When someone is being an asshole and they wont go away. In other words, a lingering asshole. When the asshole won’t leave, he is a dick biscuit drizzle linger.

Asshole : Hey guys I'm a fucking asshole. You are too. We are all assholes together. Yay we can all be assholes.
Anybody else : Shut the fuck up you fuckin’ dick biscuit drizzle linger, damn!

dick biscuit drizzle linger by bootylips45678910 February 15, 2023

horny dick biscuit

When you are horny and your dick is hard and in your pants, and it rolls into the shape of a biscuit.

Man 1: dude did you see dem titties? I got so horny that my dick rolled in my pants!
Man 2: yah! I got a horny dick biscuit too!

horny dick biscuit by MLGDickWaggon May 8, 2017

biscuit dick 

A dick that is wider than it is long thus looking like a biscuit.
See also chode

Your dad can't manufacture because he has a biscuit dick that is not long enough to extend into your mom.

biscuit dick by Ben April 20, 2005